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Nick Mason
February 14, 1971
LOL @ the guy above me. It's been over five years and no one calls him the dean of rock critics. I agree this review of "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies stinks, though.
Robert Christgau
March 22, 1971
Oh yeah, real stinging words from the guy who wrote "The Grand Vizier's Garden Party". I'm so wounded. What, don't you have another thirteen-minute drum solo to write? I'll have you know that I am the self-proclaimed dean of rock critics, so it doesn't matter if other people call me that or not. Just to drive the point home, Leslie, can you go ahead and put some crown gifs next to my pen name?
(Editor's note: Deans don't wear crowns.)
Robert Christgau
October 18, 1965
Yawn, these reviews stink! I can write way better than the bozos who run this site. In fact, give me five years and I guarantee people will be calling me the dean of rock critics!